(via sonic-bananas)Source: waitingforsth
i always found it creepy that oliver oken was so obsessed with some big celebrity that he thought he was gonna marry her someday.
and then i realised i’m oliver oken.
OMFG WHAT IF YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST CAME TO YOUR HOUSE ONE DAY AND TAKE OFF A WIG AND GO ALL LIKE YEP I WAS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH ALL ALONG
(via stayg0ld-p0nyboy)Source: tumboy
People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart
That is not an emotion. That is a sloth.
It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish
can you hear the mammals sing
singing the song of angry sloths
I CAN’T BREATHE
(via trytoeatmefoo)Source: vonlipwigs
When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule
“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”
yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,
“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”
(via trytoeatmefoo)Source: jackbassam
do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it
not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like
people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes
thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them
omg that’s a gif not a picture^
There are two types of people
(via sonic-bananas)Source: partyshoggoth