Misc.

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longlivetheatre:

for one single second i thought the doctors name was “please” and was incredibly confused.

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timeywimeyteapot:

timeywimeyteapot:

if u think about it winter’s actually the safest month because there’s saLT LITERALLY FUCKING EVERYWHERE

I just called winter a month and nobody did anything to stop me

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clairefox35:

aglimpseofmylifetime:

megabot1000:

Is this why tumblr hates Miranda Cosgrove

Yes

the eternal struggle of the Whovian as represented in iCarly.

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is-this-just-phantasy:

tumboy:

i always found it creepy that oliver oken was so obsessed with some big celebrity that he thought he was gonna marry her someday.

and then i realised i’m oliver oken. 

OMFG WHAT IF YOUR BEST FRIEND JUST CAME TO YOUR HOUSE ONE DAY AND TAKE OFF A WIG AND GO ALL LIKE YEP I WAS BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH ALL ALONG

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benonce-fankhauser:

wishuponashootingsniper:

imperialdalek:

dickmark:

panda-kathleen:

dickmark:

becauseboobs-thatswhy:

dickmark:

People who write “<3” on a paper instead of just drawing a heart

That is not an emotion. That is a sloth.

It’s a sloth who is expressing an emotion and in its heart burns the flame of a revolution that you will never extinguish

can you hear the mammals sing

singing the song of angry sloths

SCREAMS

I CAN’T BREATHE

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that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

that-stupid-tardis-sound:

all i want is to possess a cute boy

i meant like having a boyfriend i’m not a demon

i lied i actually am a demon

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alltheangst:

jackbassam:

When I have the sex talk with my kids I’m just going to tell them to follow the basic rule

“If your age is on the clock, you’re too young for the cock”

yeah, and when my kid turns thirteen imma go,

“Sit back down, I was talking about military time.”

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mockingbirdmockery:

abowtiewearingduck:

typeonetherealdiabetes:

950214:

this always gets me.

Every time :’(

Oh my god guys look I found it again

daSFXGHJKL;’

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msfrizzlesmethlab:

nargleinfestation:

do you ever stop and realize that people probably discuss you from time to time when you aren’t around to witness it

not even in a specifically positive or negative way just like

people mention you, or think of you, you occur to people sometimes

thats the most unnerving thing that i can think of, thats so weird, that i exist to people when im not even interacting with them

omg that’s a gif not a picture^

There are two types of people

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